gchat wisdom

Feb 10

• friend: life doesn't ever really make sense does it?
• i just cant imagine what that would be like
• me: in the moment, sometimes, things make the most sense

Jan 24

• living the future is complicated

Oct 14

• it is so gloomy out there today, there is a need for treats

Jul 07

• Rebecca: like, life is short! take time!
• me: i love this
• its true
• embrace the crazy!
• and embrace the work you want to create!
• Rebecca: the sane-crazy!
• yes!

Jul 02

• Ann: lady tornadoes are my favorite natural disaster

Jun 28

vaginas are funny

• lady 1: patently false:http://www.flickr.com/photos/chrisglass/4742386191/
• lady 2: has this person ever interacted w/ a vagina?
• they are hilarious!
• exhibit a = THE QUEEF
• duhz
• like, show me a dude who can fart through his dick
• and i MIGHT concede they are just as funny as vadges
• MIGHT
• lady 1: i mean its classic gender bulsshit
• like why are balls and dick funnier than vadge
• why?
• no explanaish
• and sorry its not even bias
• vaginas are hilarious
• lady 2: he must have firsthand experience w/ christopher hitchens' hilarious wiener
• lady 1: do you put yogurt up your penis when you have a yeast infection?!?!
• lady 2: also, the vagina's resemblence to a mouth makes it more hilarious to picture it saying things
• like : "get your unfunny little peen away from me"
• talking dick = improbable
• lady 1: lolz
• talking dick

Jun 18

drunk dial

• manda: i tried to drunk dial you in the middle of the night and called the wrong number
• me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
• manda: hell yeah girl
• me: god, i love you
• manda: some dude was like
• look
• you're drunk
• i am not your friend
• quit

• dubinb: yeah dude. japanese punks party hard

Jun 08

• Ann: girl how you learn to hula hoop like that?
• me: i get it from my mama
• Ann: m-m-m-my mama. my mama

Jun 03

• me: well, your life rules
• because you made it that way
• but sometimes its hard to remember that under the stress of everyday livin in the modern world