gchat wisdom
Feb 10
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friend:
life doesn't ever really make sense does it?
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i just cant imagine what that would be like
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me:
in the moment, sometimes, things make the most sense
Jan 24
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living the future is complicated
Oct 14
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it is so gloomy out there today, there is a need for treats
Jul 07
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Rebecca:
like, life is short! take time!
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me:
i love this
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its true
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embrace the crazy!
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and embrace the work you want to create!
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Rebecca:
the sane-crazy!
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yes!
Jul 02
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Ann:
lady tornadoes are my favorite natural disaster
Jun 28
vaginas are funny
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lady 1:
patently false:http://www.flickr.com/photos/chrisglass/4742386191/
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lady 2:
has this person ever interacted w/ a vagina?
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they are hilarious!
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exhibit a = THE QUEEF
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duhz
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like, show me a dude who can fart through his dick
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and i MIGHT concede they are just as funny as vadges
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MIGHT
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lady 1:
i mean its classic gender bulsshit
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like why are balls and dick funnier than vadge
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why?
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no explanaish
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and sorry its not even bias
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vaginas are hilarious
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lady 2:
he must have firsthand experience w/ christopher hitchens' hilarious wiener
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lady 1:
do you put yogurt up your penis when you have a yeast infection?!?!
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lady 2:
also, the vagina's resemblence to a mouth makes it more hilarious to picture it saying things
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like :
"get your unfunny little peen away from me"
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talking dick = improbable
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lady 1:
lolz
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talking dick
Jun 18
drunk dial
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manda:
i tried to drunk dial you in the middle of the night and called the wrong number
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me:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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manda:
hell yeah girl
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me:
god, i love you
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manda:
some dude was like
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look
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you're drunk
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i am not your friend
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quit
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dubinb:
yeah dude. japanese punks party hard
Jun 08
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Ann:
girl how you learn to hula hoop like that?
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me:
i get it from my mama
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Ann:
m-m-m-my mama. my mama
Jun 03
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me:
well, your life rules
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because you made it that way
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but sometimes its hard to remember that under the stress of everyday livin in the modern world