1. friend: life doesn't ever really make sense does it?
    i just cant imagine what that would be like
    me: in the moment, sometimes, things make the most sense

  2. living the future is complicated

  3. it is so gloomy out there today, there is a need for treats

  4. Rebecca: like, life is short! take time!
    me: i love this
    its true
    embrace the crazy!
    and embrace the work you want to create!
    Rebecca: the sane-crazy!
    yes!

  5. Ann: lady tornadoes are my favorite natural disaster

  6. vaginas are funny

    lady 1: patently false:http://www.flickr.com/photos/chrisglass/4742386191/
    lady 2: has this person ever interacted w/ a vagina?
    they are hilarious!
    exhibit a = THE QUEEF
    duhz
    like, show me a dude who can fart through his dick
    and i MIGHT concede they are just as funny as vadges
    MIGHT
    lady 1: i mean its classic gender bulsshit
    like why are balls and dick funnier than vadge
    why?
    no explanaish
    and sorry its not even bias
    vaginas are hilarious
    lady 2: he must have firsthand experience w/ christopher hitchens' hilarious wiener
    lady 1: do you put yogurt up your penis when you have a yeast infection?!?!
    lady 2: also, the vagina's resemblence to a mouth makes it more hilarious to picture it saying things
    like : "get your unfunny little peen away from me"
    talking dick = improbable
    lady 1: lolz
    talking dick

  7. drunk dial

    manda: i tried to drunk dial you in the middle of the night and called the wrong number
    me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
    manda: hell yeah girl
    me: god, i love you
    manda: some dude was like
    look
    you're drunk
    i am not your friend
    quit

  8. dubinb: yeah dude. japanese punks party hard

  9. Ann: girl how you learn to hula hoop like that?
    me: i get it from my mama
    Ann: m-m-m-my mama. my mama

  10. me: well, your life rules
    because you made it that way
    but sometimes its hard to remember that under the stress of everyday livin in the modern world